I have cracked the Disney Illuminati code, hidden within BB-8
I Call BULLSHIT!!!! This Guy is a FUCKIN MORON
Just as I suspected!
You, sir, have "A Beautiful Mind".
I only wish I could post a picture of my tinfoil hat here so that I could consult with you on its structural integrity and effectiveness.
I applaud you on your use of a theramin (or sufficiently effective substitute) to instill the appropriate amount of apprehension and dread in the viewer/listener.
I'll sleep well tonight knowing that you're ever vigilant against the madness that is Disney Star Wars.