Old Actors TAKE OVER Hollywood – Conspiracy Cinema
Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake – their acting careers are in BIG TROUBLE. Why? Find out on this week’s CONSPIRACY CINEMA. Subscribe — http://goo.gl/9AGRm
Young HOT Hollywood are running for their lives. Hollywood’s five largest studios have been taken over by the most ignored and alienated demographic – YOUR GRANDPARENTS! Strap on your adult-sized diaper, John Doe’s conspiracy will make your crap your pants in shock.
Watch last week’s episode about the TRUTH of how BEN AFFLECK got the BATMAN role:
Join Will McFadden, er– “John Doe” each week as he investigates conspiracy theories surrounding the secret world of Hollywood.
[IMPORTANT NOTICE: John Doe is 100% NOT INVOLVED with the 1960s TOP SECRET CIA Time Travel Program. Anyone that spreads this obviously false rumor will be dealt with accordingly].
“Conspiracy Cinema” uncovers the hidden messages, secret agendas and cover-ups that every cinephile needs to know about. This episode was written by Codename: “Mr. Pibb” & “The Kernel.”
Next week: Steven Spielberg’s mystery money connection is uncovered and his slate of sequels is served up by our own John Doe, including the much awaited TEMPLE OF DOOM 2!
Do YOU have a conspiracy you would like Mr. Doe to investigate? Record your comment below… in code. Or just write it in plain English and maybe we’ll do a future episode based on your idea (we’ll mention you if we do!).