Timesuck | Illuminati Revealed! The New World Order Conspiracy

June 30, 2019 By

The Federal Reserve Act. The Bilderbergers. The Freemasons, Wall Street, and the Council on Foreign Relations. The National Security Act of 1947. Area 51. The Trilateral Commission. Agenda 21. The Greys! The Reptilians! The Protocols of Zion! The Denver Airport! Are they all pieces of a much larger, sinister puzzle? And, if not, why do so many people think they are? The origins of the New World Order conspiracy explained and the workings of the conspiratorial mind examined in today’s Timesuck!

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26 Comments on "Timesuck | Illuminati Revealed! The New World Order Conspiracy"

  1. Rabidcolombian
    June 30, 2019

    It's not so much that there are a group up of powerful people who want to control the world.

    It's a group of powerful people who have agendas and have enough power to will it without the public knowing. For example, Google recently being exposed by Project Veritas censoring conservatives. Caught on camera saying they don't want someone like Trump to win an election ever again. THAT is a conspiracy that is a 100% true and is incredibly chilling. Thats what a lot of conspiracy people mean.

    The problem is when conspiracy nuts take it too far. People are corrupt and that's worse enough, but they don't have to also be lizard demons.

  2. Josh Meade
    June 30, 2019

    Like he said, he gives EXHAUSTIVE fact-filled episodes. Nobody can memorize 2 hours of facts. His personality still comes through.

  3. Scott Swift
    June 30, 2019

    From what I’ve heard it’s recognized now that the workforce of the pyramids were not slaves.

  4. Big Rhonda
    June 30, 2019

    I'm new here. Does Dan ever see these comments on YouTube?

  5. Melissa SHM
    June 30, 2019

    In the beginning you mention visiting Buffalo, and for some reason people who aren’t from New York do what you did, referring to us as upstate. We are NOT upstate, no where near upstate, Albany is upstate, and hours away from Buffalo. We are WNY, Western New York. Sorry for being that comment, but drives me nuts when people do that, and makes them look like they can’t read a map, cause nothing about our location suggests upper part of the state.

  6. Westley Rangen
    June 30, 2019

    Dan the man. Yeah "the man" as in shill for the nwo! Jk Dan you rock.

  7. Peter M
    June 30, 2019

    Like the show , a lot of work to prepare. Please if u can fix the echo in the room. Thanks

  8. Chris Londo
    June 30, 2019

    I wish that TimesuckPodcast could do an episode about 1980s serial killers Leonard Lake and Charles Ng. Both who tortured women called M Ladies in a small bunker built next to his cabin in Wilseyville, while they filmed all of it. They also killed men and babies as a part of Operation Miranda. Lake stole ID’s to use different names. Dan Cummins will have unimaginable nightmares from this.

  9. Atupid Ssshole
    June 30, 2019

    Hail Nimrod

  10. L Polson
    June 30, 2019

    Followed a dark and slimy trail from Wake The Bear (on Amazon) to this. could anyone have all these words in their what if he is reading a script.....1) The hairy one obviously wrote it 2) Try reading aloud something that complex without fucking it up constantly. Shut up.....lizards! Hehehe

  11. Lobo lopez
    June 30, 2019

    I think Alex Jones is a bit off. But he did get the worlds super powers dressed up and doing rituals. And this fucking guy is making light of it. Even defending it? This dude is bought and sold.

  12. pillarofdust
    June 30, 2019

    Hail Nimrod!

  13. Art T.
    June 30, 2019

    Joe should be a guest more often for the Idiots section ! Best "guest" you've had on the show, besides queen of the Suck, of course.

  14. Art T.
    June 30, 2019

    Only a dipshit would be offended or judegmental about you reading notes. "Yea, c'mon Dan, memorize approximately 15,000 words on a subject you probably knew almost nothing about last week. make sure it's historically accurate, there's no pronunciation mistakes, and it's completely thorough. Oh, and make sure it's funny as shit too!"... Idiots. You fucking rock Dan. Keep up the amazing work. Praise Boooojangles! -A loyal Space Lizard

  15. JJ2177
    June 30, 2019

    One thing to consider, what if the Illuminati allows themselves to be exposed because no one will believe all the videos out there. lets say that for every 25 Illuminati videos only 1 is real. They could, in theory, leave that video up in the midst of all the others, because no one can prove what ones are real and what ones are....just a I an idiot of the internet, or an Illuminati member sent to this thread to confuse you? You will never know!

  16. Sarah Nevitt
    June 30, 2019

    1. We don't need the multiple camera angles and neither is flattering...
    2. I see your tattoo ...might as well have just gone with utah...too funny..
    3. I am no sucker.
    4. You're still blabbing about bs as I type this.
    5. Thanks for the upload.

  17. Larry Harrell
    June 30, 2019

    Dis is so stupid. I cum her 4 truth jus u spill lies. Make fun of u won’t bt u dnt hav third eyes. Ha ha. Not woke. Jus keep drank that koolaids makin u blind 2 wuts wut. Evil walk this earth. I no and hav seen wid my owned wyes. Wake up nd look round. Truth is real. David Ike nose nd hav see it 2. U jus a....Nah, I’m only playing. Hail Nimrod. It took longer to make my autocorrect misspell everything than it did to write this.

  18. Willum Daniels
    June 30, 2019

    I've always assumed when the rich and powerful we're having "meetings" they were doing what everyone else would do at a party if they were rich and influential, a literal ton of hookers and blow.

  19. Richard Roberts II
    June 30, 2019

    That shirt looks like you should be in the music video for "Sledgehammer" Hail Nimrod!!!

  20. Anitrah Molina
    June 30, 2019

    First time listener and now a subscriber. Awesome show guys

  21. Phattlealz
    June 30, 2019

    Absolutely lovin' it Dan! Would it be possible to provide the podcast audio instead of what we hear here? Or is Youtubes shitty compression just causing it to sound worse than normal?

  22. 420grower
    June 30, 2019

    New world order flat bush zombie

  23. 420grower
    June 30, 2019

    Can you do a episode on alchemy

  24. Chris Roberts
    June 30, 2019

    Rest in RIP

  25. Thaddeus Wakefield
    June 30, 2019

    cant wait for you and joe to get that podcast going! by far my favorite idiots of the internet segment!!!! keep on sucking guys! Hail Nimrod

  26. Richard Kempter
    June 30, 2019

    Joe in my earholes is a treat! Looking forward to new podcast. Hail Team Timesuck!

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