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Five Stupid Things About Ancient Aliens

June 16, 2019 By

How do you think they got so good at drawing those crop circles? They’ve been coming here to practice (and engineer our civilization) for millennia!

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28 Comments on "Five Stupid Things About Ancient Aliens"

  1. Aaron
    June 16, 2019

    Tiny thing about number 4. If I recall correctly, it wasn't that they were difficult to make but that the giant markings served no obvious purpose. Still the idea that it was aliens is a strange leap to make.

  2. Jim t
    June 16, 2019

    It was Janeway....

  3. Insilence A
    June 16, 2019

    The frustrating thing is that jumbled in with all the egregious leaps in "logic" are some genuinely interesting mysteries. Let's keep scientific curiosity alive, hand in hand with the scientific method.

  4. gentlerat
    June 16, 2019

    Tsokos doesn't believe they built the pyramids. He believes they designed them. Still not right but different.

  5. Echo Chambers
    June 16, 2019

    And besides as anyone knows,the Prime Directive of the Starfleet is to NOT INTERFERE WITH THE PROGRESS OF LOWER LIFE FORMS.

  6. Echo Chambers
    June 16, 2019

    As much as I hate to admit it I actually used to watch the show with an open mind and thought it possible about the whole “Ancient Alien” theory.Then it just got so Damn Ridiculous,as you mentioned about the Nazca Lines...Using the lines as runways and pointing the way to other different locations the “Aliens”Needed to get to.Then I thought to myself...”These Aliens travelled hundreds or thousands of light years to get here but needed freaking lines drawn in the dirt in Peru to find other locations”.Like the fact they had the technology to find this little planet but not be able to navigate it once here,as if their GPS Or whatever was useless upon arrival.
    And where the hell are they now??? They go from building Pyramids and Stonehenge etc to scooping ppl up for probing n shit.Its all a bunch of BS.Great Video.

  7. Calibir1
    June 16, 2019

    Ancient Aliens is ridiculous and seems to be getting worse... I'm also convinced they have an anti God agenda to the show... + most of the these "characters" either have speech impediments and or for some reason - miss pronounce tons of words... and I think that is intentional as well and (maybe there's some sort of agenda there too???... Now I know that I don't even need to list their miss pronounced words - at minimum it is just ridiculous... ... and that's all I got to say about that.

  8. Mashiur Rahman
    June 16, 2019

    I was going to troll all of you trolls but I’d much rather get stoned & watch an episode of ancient 👽’s

  9. Kyle From The Wood
    June 16, 2019

    Googling Melancholia now. Thanks.

  10. Dan J
    June 16, 2019

    Can you do a "Babylon 5, Actually"? I think most Star Trek fans (especially Deep Space 9 fans) love Babylon 5. Truly, one of the forgotten gems of the world.

  11. TheTooginator
    June 16, 2019

    My guess is that many, if not most people who “believe” in stuff like ancient aliens, don’t REALLY believe it, but find it fun to entertain the idea. I watched “Chariots of the Gods” when I was about ten and I thought it was totally fun! It was fun to ponder whether it was possible (not probable though).

    As an adult, it was MORE fun to read how people built Stonehenge and the statues on Easter Island. What was the biggest mystery was the purpose of those structures. I don’t buy the theory that it was all about religion. I think it was likely more of a display of power. For example: imagine a group of ancient seafarers seeing Easter Island and considering landing there. Then they see the giant statues! That would make ANY potential (pre-European) invaders think twice.

  12. Kevin Thomas
    June 16, 2019

    The whole aliens created ancient Egyptian or Mayan civilizations is racist as fuck!

  13. Bill Warren
    June 16, 2019

    This show is so insulting of intelligence that some actually believe Abraham Lincoln was an E.T.. where do the so called scientists get this bullshit. George norry is a hairlip asshole who ruined coast to coast. Rest in peace art bell. I think I saw art the other day, transforming into Donald trump. Actually trump is from planet uranus. The origin of all assholes. Ancient allien sphincter evolution

  14. JediQueer
    June 16, 2019

    I mean a depressing part of it is that it's racism. Think about it - every single "Aliens did the thing" theory is based in the accomplishments of ancient civilisations predominantly populated by non-white people.

  15. Ouitzde
    June 16, 2019

    I liked that ST Enterprise episode! xD

  16. Astray Adventurer
    June 16, 2019

    Lol at the Babylon 5 reference.

  17. Carter Baker
    June 16, 2019

    I think my favorite is we invaded Iraq due to Saddam Hussein trying to restore/build a Star Gate.

  18. Hypatia Stanhope
    June 16, 2019

    Very funny vid 😆 thank you

  19. Hypatia Stanhope
    June 16, 2019


  20. Cockatoo Magnet
    June 16, 2019

    I know some kook who believes the Annunaki are our ancestors and Alpha Draconians write the Bible and perverted religion. Hearing this clown was irritating. It was unsanitary, projectile verbal diarrhea.

  21. CardSharp
    June 16, 2019

    Just five...?

  22. Roger Ledgister
    June 16, 2019

    I don't see how you can make all these negative claims about aliens when it sounds as if there's a flying saucer idling in your backyard.

  23. Mam Amheus
    June 16, 2019

    History Channel was once an interesting channel. But in the last 10 years or so (I haven't kept records) it's Nazis and aliens. It should change its name to the Nazi Alien Channel.

  24. Giuliano Taverna
    June 16, 2019

    also Nibiru was the Sumerian word for Jupiter, the large gas giant with an extremely stable orbit that will never intersect with the earth baring some absurdly improbable catastrophe like a roving black hole or a collision between this and another solar system.

  25. prodprod
    June 16, 2019

    What nobody really talks about is the racism at the heart of all of these ancient alien claims -- that somehow all of these ancient, vaguely "brownish" kinds of people needed aliens to help them build their gigantic monuments, but once you get into the world of ancient western civilizations, in which ancient peoples certainly didn't have substantially more sophisticated tools to work with -- maybe they've got iron chisels rather than bronze or copper to work with -- but nevertheless, nobody's invoking ancient aliens to account for the Pantheon or the Colosseum or the Lighthouse at Alexandria or the Temple of Jupiter or Notre Dame Cathedral -- somehow dopey unsophisticated human beings with their clumsy tools were somehow able to tinker those clunky piles of sticks and rubble together without the help of the visitors from Nebiru.

    Why? Could it be because they were -- oh, I don't know -- white Europeans?

  26. Brian Crosby
    June 16, 2019

    Thumbs up for Ambassador Mollari

  27. Thomas Kirkness-Little
    June 16, 2019

    My favourite is those people who go on about how pyramids were built in Egypt and South America, so it proves aliens. They were thousands of years apart and a pyramid is just a heap with corners. They were thousands of years apart. They don't even have similar styles or sizes. Don't forget they were THOUSANDS OF YEARS APART! Shit, if they were identical and built the same century it might be interesting.

  28. kalei Dudoit
    June 16, 2019

    Aliens gave us weed!, and its good shit too.

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