The Illuminati: The Reptilian Conspiracy

June 3, 2019 By

How many Reptilians are operating on Earth right now? The Man knows, and tells us all about it.

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50 Comments on "The Illuminati: The Reptilian Conspiracy"

  1. VI
    June 3, 2019

    Trent Reznor did a great song on this. The Downward Spiral. Reptile.

    Great lore Mr.Man. I dig it...

  2. Unite in Truth
    June 3, 2019

    They're just outside visible light.

  3. Guerrilla Warfare98
    June 3, 2019

    hey the man, are you a clone?

  4. artimus
    June 3, 2019

    You're hilarious.

  5. Kingboy Denzel Ty
    June 3, 2019

    Reptilians r real he's rite 💯

  6. lol this is great

  7. Green Sky 17
    June 3, 2019

    Ho Ho Ho!

  8. Josh Link
    June 3, 2019

    Nice face muff

  9. Josh Link
    June 3, 2019

    Is it true illuminati members have a extremely small pens size?

  10. Angelo Ronald Lizano
    June 3, 2019

    you're lying because because u are part of them too

  11. youngin404
    June 3, 2019

    This is such a joke xddd

  12. Darth Graggus
    June 3, 2019

    I heard they (Reptilians) originated from Alpha Draconis. Just saying. cheers.

  13. itsbeebsbabes
    June 3, 2019

    A little

  14. itsbeebsbabes
    June 3, 2019

    This is kinda funny but was alittle disturbing when he said "eat our young" so nonchalantly lol

  15. Ryan Herbert
    June 3, 2019

    lol! do your own research people what does it matter if THE MAN says it is true or not? obviously he has done his research or is who he says he is. if you spend some time on your friend google you could make your own mind up. knowledge is power but also is the key to insanity so be careful

  16. Saul Simmonds
    June 3, 2019

    Heres a question, How long did it take you to stick on that beard you fake ass bitch?

  17. jammydodger1982
    June 3, 2019

    Ha its Evil ned flanders

  18. ArJuna22
    June 3, 2019

    Here's a question that should indicate something about "The Man" depending on his answer.

    Q. What is the dominant color of the real Illuminati Matrix?

  19. Tom McDonough
    June 3, 2019

    Nicely dressed, well spoken man..."the man" as he was told to call himself. So this guy is so positive that there are no aliens, reptilian shapeshifters or advanced holographs, or ANYTHING out of the ordinary going on in the world right now, and he is so fervent about this that he comes home from a hard day at work, showers, changes into a new suit, (his closet must be massive), and tells his wife to hold dinner 'cuz he's in the middle of one of his numerous, "what the media and the government tells you is true, all the contrary evidence is a lie", videos.
     Forget about the Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon, 911 false flags. They
    happened just as the media said they did....lmao.
    Oh, and those thousands of videos of face, eyes, (oftentimes humanly-impossible vertical slits pupil morphing), teeth, lips, tongue morphing and hands  turning into claws videos and photos, all are contrived by thousands of different people with so much time available, photoshop all these videos just for the fun of messing with people's minds.
    Yes...of course it's simply a conspiracy of people who don't know each other all happening to enjoy the fun of deceiving people. Now THAT would be a Hell of a conspiracy on its own, lol.
    Turn to FOX news on any given night and use your remote, (or DVR player), and hit pause. Next, use your spacebar and double-tap it so you get a  frame-by-frame, slow motion analysis. Pay attention to morphing lips, teeth, abnormal tongues darting in-and-out of the mouth and hands in motion morphing into green claws. These are NOT video compression or studio lighting anomalies.
    This guy is a paid government shill. Don't believe a word of what he says.
    Do your own research and you'll discover the truth for yourselves.
    Indeed my friends, the truth is going to scare you to death, if you haven't already awakened.

  20. Jimmy Florida
    June 3, 2019

    actually, the ancient Vedic Puranas of India describe the Reptilian race and they are known as the Naga people. They come from a different dimension. The planetary system they come from is far below the Earth in the universal design beyond the range of the rays of the Sun. That lower part of the universe is another vibratory dimension and is not illuminated by the Sun but by enormous jewels on the head of a thousand headed-serpent God known as Ananta-sesha who is a reptile form of Lord Vishnu.
    This is all stated in the Puranas of India.

  21. Jimmy Florida
    June 3, 2019

    boy you are really one fart smeller.

  22. Czar Ivan
    June 3, 2019

    hahahahahaha Richard Simons   .LOVE IT  . And you answer the comments lol with wity remakes. Have to watch the rest

  23. Czar Ivan
    June 3, 2019

    just watched the other video's  this has been good fun  .Thank you    

  24. zetconnect
    June 3, 2019

    Your mother too is in ROmania... so, yes.. relax !

  25. vincent castro
    June 3, 2019

    Wouldn't you be executed if they hear you exposing them ???

  26. cancino vazquez
    June 3, 2019

    do you ever plan on ringing the liberty bell because when you do the rapture will be to come illuminatie belongs to the devil

  27. Lara Pody
    June 3, 2019

    Your remark about the litlle village in Romania is not really clear to me. What did you meant by? What is the connection between annunakki or reptilians and Romania?!

  28. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Thanks for watching!

  29. Zaithe Rhode
    June 3, 2019

    You have Paranoid Schizophrenia and a lack of common sense. Why do you spread this garbage? Maybe your just a sociopath just profiteering on dis-informational paranoia.

  30. Arreis235
    June 3, 2019

    "If nothing were true, then the statement that nothing is true would be true, and therefore false" And thus leading back into a paradox of nothing "being true"

    "If everything were permitted, then no one would be in jail for doing things that are not permitted."

    By human law there are things not permitted. Universal law on the other hand has no dictation over our actions, and thus. permissible.

    If we kill, there are consequences, such as jail time. But with consent, soldiers kill even kids.

  31. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Thanks for watching and reading the description!

  32. Khalaun Stewart
    June 3, 2019

    Ur a damn lier

  33. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    He has writers??? Then why is his stuff so hard to read?

  34. JC Cardone
    June 3, 2019

    in one of the outer dimensions you (7th) , well you in another dimension, said once in THIS video that the shapeshifting comes from humans from our earth but not our timeline. I would appreciate if you tried to rectify the misinformation.

  35. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    If nothing were true, then the statement that nothing is true would be true, and therefore false. If everything were permitted, then no one would be in jail for doing things that are not permitted.

  36. Stevan Savić
    June 3, 2019

    Nothing is true,everything is permitted.

  37. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    I refer you to the description for your answer. Thanks for watching!

  38. Stevan Savić
    June 3, 2019

    Reptilian humanoids does not exist.

  39. wesly22dh
    June 3, 2019

    dafuq did i just look at ...

  40. mrtrue1000
    June 3, 2019

    I did about the same! I laughed at it at first, then I got a bit of a panic....How are we gonna enlightened humans?

  41. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Thanks for watching!

  42. Monty Cowlbeck
    June 3, 2019

    Reptilians bend light waves to form the illusion of humans? A very close smart being told me that

  43. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Thanks! I never know what I'm going to come up with some times. I liked the Richard Simmons reference, too.

  44. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Thanks for watching!

  45. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Yeah, they don't do that anymore. It's cool.

  46. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Good work, Sherlock. Thanks for watching!

  47. TheOnly Gulliver
    June 3, 2019

    Call me Sherlock but I don't think he is really from the Illuminati.

  48. Nahh i'm fine anyway.I have a baseball bat and a gun in my house.And knifes, and bulldogs.I'm fine :))

  49. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Oh, they keep to themselves. You'll be ok.

  50. diggerad
    June 3, 2019

    Nope. We are the Illuminati. No mistake. Thanks for watching!

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