Bigfoot and Illuminati Conspiracy- short Mockumentary

May 3, 2019 By

A short documentary exploring the connections between Bigfoot (aka. The Sasquatch or the Yeti) and the Illuminati. Real Bigfoot footage included.

Just kidding. This is a Mockumentary that makes fun of conspiracy theories and the people who believe in them. I hope you enjoy it.


5 Comments on "Bigfoot and Illuminati Conspiracy- short Mockumentary"

  1. Pacific Ridge
    May 3, 2019

    Lolll. How pathetic

  2. Fefee10
    May 3, 2019

    Clip on tie on T shirt! Nice touch. Loooool

  3. Fefee10
    May 3, 2019

    Woooooow,.....Religion Islam gives GREAT details about Big foot, anti Christ, signs of the last hour, description of heaven and hell, what kinds of punishment people would get. There are sooooo many details you ll be blown away. But Muslims would never share these info with you, because media is busy providing disinfo about Islam and making hate Islam, so people would never learn about the True Path of God.Anyway, here's  info about big foot for you only:In Islam sayings of prophet are very strictly and well preserved. One saying of Prophet or Hadtith tells that Bigfoot is a female (name: Jasasa: meaning female Spy) has way too many hairs, can't tell front form back, cuz it's so hairy and her job is to do spying for anti Christ. Also to look for his food and feed him since antichrist ( Dajjal in Arabic) is chained on an island, waiting for his time to come out. Read the exact Hadith below and you ll be shocked how all of his questions were weather related and that's why they are busy messing with weather!!!  That's because Zionist Jews are working hard to bring about the conditions so Dajjal Antichrist can be out of his shackles and  prison soon and be free. Zionist call him as their messiah. Ok read below:
    A female Narrater continues: "So I set out towards that mosque and observed prayer along with Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and I was in the row of the women which was near the row of men. When Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) had finished his prayer, he sat on the pulpit smiling and said: Every worshipper should keep sitting at his place. He then said: Do you know why I had asked you to assemble? They said: Allah and His Messenger know best. He said: By Allah. I have not made you assemble for exhortation or for a warning, but I have detained you here, for Tamim Dari, a Christian, who came and accepted Islam, told me something, which agrees with what I have been telling you about the Dajjal ( Anti Christ). He narrated to me that he had sailed in a ship along with thirty men of Bani Lakhm and Bani Judham and had been tossed by waves in the ocean for a month. Then these (waves) took them (near) the land within the ocean (island) at the time of sunset. They sat in a small side-boat and entered that Island. There was a beast with long thick hair (and because of these) they could not distinguish his face from his back. They said: Woe to you, who can you be? Thereupon it said: I am al-Jassasa ( Arabic. means female spy) They said: What is al-Jassasa? And it said: O people, go to this person in the monastery as he is very much eager to know about you. He (the narrator) said: When it named a person for us we were afraid of it lest it should be a Devil. Then we hurriedly went on till we came to that monastery and found a well-built person there with his hands tied to his neck and having iron shackles between his two legs up to the ankles. We said: Woe be upon thee, who are you? And he said: You would soon come to know about me. but tell me who are you. We said: We are people from Arabia and we embarked upon a boat but the sea-waves had been driving us for one month and they brought as near this island. We got Into the side-boats and entered this island and here a beast met us with profusely thick hair and because of the thickness of his hair his face could not be distinguished from his back. We said: Woe be to thee, who are you? It said: I am al- Jassasa. We said: What is al-Jassasa? And it said: You go to this very person in the monastery for he is eagerly waiting for you to know about you. So we came to you in hot haste fearing that that might be the Devil. He (that chained person) said: Tell me about the date-palm trees of Baisan. We &aid: About what aspect of theirs do you seek information? He said: I ask you whether these trees bear fruit or not. We said: Yes Thereupon he said: I think these would not bear fruits. He said: Inform me about the lake of Tabariyya? We said: Which aspect of it do you want to know? He said: Is there water in it? They said: There is abundance of water in it. Thereupon he said: I think it would soon become dry. He again said: Inform me about the spring of Zughar. They said: Which aspect of it you want to know? He (the chained personified) said: Is there water in it and does it irrigate (the land)? We said to him: Yes, there is abundance of water in it and the inhabitants (of Medina) irrigate (land) with the help of it, He said: Inform me about the unlettered Prophet; what has he done? We said: He has come out from Mecca and has settled In Yathrib (Medina). He said: Do the Arabs fight against him? We said: Yes. He said: How did he deal with him? We informed him that he had overcome those in his neighbourhood and they had submitted themselves before him. Thereupon he said to us: Had it actually happened? We said: Yes. Thereupon he said: If it is so that is better for them that they should show obedience to him. I am going to tell you about. myself and I am Dajjal (Anti Christ) and would be soon permitted to get out and so I shall get out and travel in the land, and will not spare any town where I would not stay for forty nights except Mecca and Medina as these two (places) are prohibited (areas) for me and I would not make an attempt to enter any one of these two. An angel with a sword in his hand would confront me and would bar my way and there would be angels to guard every passage leading to it; then Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) striking the pulpit with the help of the end of his staff said: This implies Taiba meaning Medina. Have I not, told you an account (of the Dajjal) like this? 'The people said: Yes, and this account narrated by Tamim Dari was liked by me for it corroborates the account which I gave to you in regard to him (Dajjal) at Medina and Mecca. Behold he (Dajjal) is in the Syrian sea (Mediterranian) or the Yemen sea (Arabian sea). Nay, on the contrary, he As In the east, he is in the east, he is in the east, and he pointed with his hand towards the east. I (Fatima bint Qais) said: I preserved It In my mind (this narration from Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him)".  (Book #041, Hadith #7028)
    To find out in detail Tamim Daris where abouts and the areas Antichrist was asking about, have to watch their you tubes in detail by Islamic scholars.So search for antichrist/ Dajjal in Islam, or Tamim Dari.You ll find out the lake he was talking about is in Israel near Jordan. And they are draining it out and reducing its level on purpose! Search youtube and you ll be shocked. It's known as Lake Tebrias or Sea of Galilee. Behind all evils are Zionist Jews! They just can't wait to get Antichrist out of chains! So stupid,....don't know that after he's freed, he ll kill many and they themselves will be soon eliminated from the face of the earth.  Oh and there are some Zionist and ShiaMuslims (iranis, working with Zionist to get anti Christ out of the shackles fast) trying to misguide and confuse people,.....don't listen to them they ll say it's a he, or they are many or Tamim Dari saw only a dream but did not see her in real life,'s all BS. Real truth Is out there with profs. Even Wikipedia would give you info about this guy Tamim Dari. But may be some dis info there too. So use your common sense and it ll guide you.But I have found out that he's near Persian areas, and that's why 70,000 Zionist Jew are waiting for his arrival in Iran. Jassasa, is an animal like female her job is to do spying and collect Intel for Antichrist,....according to Hadith mentioned above and also she is responsible to find food and feed the Anti Christ since he is unable to get out of those shackles until the appointed time. No one in the world can get him out of there because It's the command of Allah and Jasasa is also protected that's why no one can capture her. She travels fast and disappears, uses telepathic like techniques and understand human being and is very well aware of her surroundings. And so much technology yet no one can capture her or take a decent photo, because she is protected by God,...she has so much advanced level sensors, that even before anyone sees her she is aware of their presence. She is not human and not an animal. She is made strictly for one purpose to serve and keep Antichrist alive by feeding him, and I read somewhere, as soon as he's out of shackles on appointed time about which only God knows, first thing Antichrist would do is kill her!!! Reward for serving him for 1000s of years! And the first to follow him would be 70k Persian Jews ( Zionist) who would be wearing green hats! Such details. Some scholars explain exactly how Dajjal would look like! It's unbelievable stuff! Must watch, 1400 years old info!Anyway so she's got a halo or weird kind of light screen around her,....protected by God so she stays kinda invisible. Anyway this is all the info I collected and hope it answers some of your questions in your minds. It sure helped me. I read many many hadiths and Islamic youtubes about Dajjal and end of times and signs of last days according to Islam.Find an online Quran to read details about Hell, heaven,Creator, satan, meaning of Life, death, soul, details of judgement day etc it will answer all your questions. Surprisingly, thing that you won't finding  in it, is there's nothing about terrorism or killing non Muslims, but only how to defend against enemies..shocking right??? Do your own research. Qurandotcom

  4. Eli Evans
    May 3, 2019

    Bigfoot is real, along with the Hodag!

  5. Andrew Weinmann
    May 3, 2019


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