The CRAZIEST Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Theories – The Illuminati? Really?
Well, it’s Hillary season again, and you know what that means folks. Lots and lots of conspiracy theories. Let’s look at the craziest shall we?
Number 1: Faked Injuries.
Remember Benghazi? Well it’s the motherlode of conspiracy sources. And this one’s got us scratching our heads. Depending on who you ask, Hillary Clinton either faked the flu or a blood clot to avoid testifying to Congress about Benghazi. Or maybe, as Karl Rove helpfully suggested, if the clot was real, it left her WAY too damaged to ever actually be president.
Number 2: The Body Count.
Just call her Rambo Clinton, because she’s leaving bodies in her wake. The website “Clinton Body Count” links the family to at LEAST 90 deaths, including 33 killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the Clintons.
Number 3: Condoms Galore.
If you ask Texas activist “Doc Marquis,” when Hillary was first lady she used to decorate the White House Christmas Tree with condoms and cock rings. If you ask Doc, Hillary is also a practicing witch. And as we all know, cock rings and witches go together hand in hand.
Number 4: Illuminati.
Look anywhere on the Internet, and you’re bound to find proof that every famous person is Illuminati. Hillary is no different.
And lastly, number 5: Dead Kittens.
Former Clinton aide Kathleen Wiley said that a mysterious jogger told her to watch what she said. And then, her cat turned up dead. So chalk it up to Hilary’s insatiable kitty’s bloodlust.
What do you think? Is Hilary Clinton actually a murderous maniac? I guess it depends on who you ask.
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