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Conspiracies (Web Exclusive): Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

April 4, 2019 By



John Oliver wakes up the sheeple who have had the wool pulled over their eyes by the lamestream media.

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49 Comments on "Conspiracies (Web Exclusive): Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)"

  1. Smoke Stock
    April 4, 2019

    3k dollar this what i need to kill this piece of shit.

  2. James Endicott
    April 4, 2019

    The only problem here is that no one is hurt by this theory. A core tenet of all conspiracy theories is that they make the world a worse place by reducing faith in institutions, causing people to waste money, or promoting bigotry.

  3. DrBeard
    April 4, 2019

    I can't deal with Oliver talking dirty about my Cadbury cream eggs.

  4. Aasim Ala
    April 4, 2019

    Check Nina higa illuminati

  5. KingHrothgar
    April 4, 2019

    And making a show about 9/11? the FBI would knock ur door John? because... open ur eyes americans...

  6. Beil_ Bell
    April 4, 2019

    But that’s just a theory....

  7. Travis Harmon
    April 4, 2019

    liked and favorited. 3 years later.

  8. Pitoman
    April 4, 2019

    You forgot the scary music in the background and the mandatory sentence :" some people think think so ... " which is a relevant proof of anything as we all know ^^

  9. cmax77
    April 4, 2019

    Finally. A theory that makes sense.

  10. Matthew Timberlake
    April 4, 2019

    You are still a piece of shit! Stop the Trump trashing and start excepting the fact that Trump is not a fucking bad person. You are losing your audience motherfuck.

  11. Sarah Gardner
    April 4, 2019

    Shane Dawson is shook lol

  12. Admiral Nimitz
    April 4, 2019

    Lol

  13. Thomas Roberts
    April 4, 2019

    He just told us to go to bed but at the same time to open our eyes...

  14. YTBNED
    April 4, 2019

    What about the Olsen "twins"

  15. Elizabeth Mason
    April 4, 2019

    I laughed so hard.... thank you John for making my Thursday’s better

  16. Jenny Shull
    April 4, 2019

    air bnb will steal your house and turn into a cheap motel
    there is no such thing as meat. its something else made to taste like meat.
    food is not made of food but chemicals made to look like food
    bananas are going extinct
    pizza was always a vegtable
    mushy peas aren't peas

  17. MonasticSolace
    April 4, 2019

    John Oliver needs to open his eyes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yue5JX7EAk8

  18. Danii P
    April 4, 2019

    The conclusions here are still better and more understandable than in every real conspiracy video 😂

  19. Wyatt Family
    April 4, 2019

    This guy is a moron.

  20. tim simpson
    April 4, 2019

    Cadbury Jizz Eggs... how does the jizz get in there u ask?? Tiny yard gnomes, that's how!! They've got a whole factory of yard gnomes fucking empty chocolate eggs until they're full. But seriously, we can't keep letting Cadbury get away with importing foreign yard gnomes at a fraction of the cost they're paying American yard gnomes to fuck empty chocolate eggs. They're taking all the native yard gnomes jobs. Disgraceful Cadbury, disgraceful

  21. solomon yi
    April 4, 2019

    That was amaisinggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Gergely Pászti
    April 4, 2019

    That just hurt, but still was funny, thank you. :D

  23. Esteban Manjarrez
    April 4, 2019

    Global warming can't be real cause the earth is flat.

  24. Allan Ball
    April 4, 2019

    hahahahahaha you killed it as usual

  25. TheGreenGentlewoman
    April 4, 2019

    Shane Dawson’s wig found in space

  26. hereticpariah 6/66
    April 4, 2019

    Yup. Cadbury creme eggs Are F*CKIN NASTY!

  27. salah khan
    April 4, 2019

    you are mirroring us .

  28. beccabunny09
    April 4, 2019

    Not nutty enough

  29. Ravenclaw Rules!
    April 4, 2019

    This is basically a Shane Dawson video 😂

  30. unownbob123
    April 4, 2019

    Awww and I thought he was going to do a conspiracy theory on the Olsen twins being only 1 person running really fast :(

  31. Sara Fitzgerald
    April 4, 2019

    I really need to hear that “go to bed “

  32. Riya
    April 4, 2019

    Well this is getting demontitised

  33. tilcboy44
    April 4, 2019

    Yeah but the Denver airport definitely has a deep underground base under it

  34. Rowan Fawcett
    April 4, 2019

    I would've thought the Olsen Twins would've been the conspiracy. Mind you...I can make one up myself.

    The "Olsen's" were both born in 1986, their 'other sister' Elizabeth was born in 1989. 3 years...the Illuminati? However that would require Elizabeth to be a major player in the conspiracy and she's clearly not. With that said, the 1980s, the cold war was heating up and nuclear apocalypse was on everyone's mind... so the US Government, with the help of the now friendly aliens who landed at Roswell, mutated one girl into running very fast backwards and forwards to create an optical illusion so the aliens at government could experiment with moving nuclear weapons very quickly backwards and forwards, and the Communists would see an arsenal of millions instead of the hundreds of thousands they had at the time, leaving the Communists no choice but to admit defeat in the Cold War. After the defeat they decided to mass market the girls as stars of their generation to ward off any potential leanings one might have to any nation on Earth, other than the United States. OPEN YOUR EYES!

    Also, it was a really embarrassing day when the alien demonstrating how to move the nukes backwards and forwards suddenly tripped.

  35. hejaar Rajab
    April 4, 2019

    Always wanted to make my own conspiracy video just for experimentation.

  36. rubert delaware
    April 4, 2019

    The jews are devided into two categories, those who admit they belong to a race distinguished by a history of thousands of years, and those who don't. The latter are open to the charge of dishonesty. Israel born out of the holocaust, is by its birth a race law state like Adolf Hitler's Germany was. Israel's race laws are based on the same principle as the race laws of the 3rd Reich - they identify who is a jew - immediate by this racial identification they identify who's "not" a jew.
    The claim jews are not a race is so dishonest as the history of the jews is dishonest. The claim that jews have a wonderful rich history is based on heresy. Jewish historians and scholars allready for a long time identified these claims as phantasies. The jewish people have no reference in history. I will reference one jewish historian but there are just too many to quote. The book is called:
    THE INVENTION OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE. BY SHLOMO SAND.

  37. iz izzy
    April 4, 2019

    ANDREW WANG 2020🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲

  38. matthew samuels
    April 4, 2019

    Either aliens or robots?... Couldn't mention clones aye mate, Abit too close to home 😂

  39. TheRedMooncorp
    April 4, 2019

    fellow german illuminaties, abort mission we have been busted, i repeat we have been busted!

  40. Kai Vickers
    April 4, 2019

    LOL mermaid placenta...actually, I’ve eaten those. Maybe it isn’t that funny after all. Ew.

  41. Ava Tello
    April 4, 2019

    This is what you call a Ryan Higa worthy parody of a shane Dawson video

  42. Kirk Dillabaugh
    April 4, 2019

    Taste's like mermaid placenta covered in candle wax? I've heard the placenta can be very healthy - very rich in nutrients! Are you telling me John, the eggs are actually good for me? AWESOME!

  43. Barry .Boggs
    April 4, 2019

    Birds aren’t real

  44. Kathleen McKee
    April 4, 2019

    This is funny, thank you John Oliver.... 
    And, anyone who says "I am not a conspiracy theorist" is unwittingly bending to some brainwashing by people who have engineered that idea that all conspiracies are ridiculous, but look at history! There have been many actual real conspiracies! So some conspiracies are real, and some are fake. How can anyone throw away all conspiracy theories as ridiculous and perpetuate the idea that believing in one conspiracy theory is a sign that you are crazy? That in itself is a conspiracy by some to convince you that there is no such thing as a conspiracy, and so, they have won! 
    Some conspiracies have actually happened... some are made up. But to throw all of them away automatically is not thinking but reacting unconsciously. The CIA created the term “conspiracy theorist” in April 1967. It first appeared in a CIA dispatch marked “psych” – for “psychological operations” — and was created for the purpose of disparaging those people who believe that a high-level conspiracy might be taking place.

  45. Andovia212
    April 4, 2019

    Snoop Dogg is part of the Illuminati. Wonder how?
    Snoop Dogg is equivalent to 4-20.
    4/20 was Hitler's birthday.
    Hitler was a mass-murderer.
    Columbine was a mass-murder.
    Columbine took place on 4/20.
    Three uses of 4/20.
    4+2+0=6
    Divide six by two, and what do you get?
    You get three. There are three sides to a triangle. A triangle is a shape.
    A shape also means a circle.
    Snoop Dogg dances with his hands in a circle, which is a shape. Therefore, Snoop Dogg is part of the Illuminati.

  46. Andethidial
    April 4, 2019

    I speak for Germany and confess that egg theory..

  47. Glovebait
    April 4, 2019

    Thought for sure it was going to be the Olson twins. Erm, excuse me, Olson twin.

  48. Little Helper
    April 4, 2019

    I enjoy these videos and I wish I enjoyed this, too. I laughed, but it was a forced laugh, as the reality doesn't allow me skepticism. If that matters, I don't take pleasure in talking about these things and I don''t intend to do it anymore if I escape this. But I had two solutions here: with reasonable people (no matter how bad) when you press little get more; with these maniacs when you press little get nothing so I had to press hard. But that's not even the greatest danger - the danger is that, when confronted with this situation, almost everybody chose the bad side, co in a way my rescue would also be their rescue from a shameful situation where they entered by themselves. I need a way out and I need it fast - any other comment, aspect, perspective is so tiny compared to this!


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