Are you tired of being lied to, and deliberately misled by Washington politicians? As the Reptilian Party, we believe in complete transparency. We are strong advocates for job creation and economic growth through slave labor by means of the ultimate enslavement of the entire human race. We believe that the human population should be tightly restricted through a rigorous process of selective harvesting. Unlike other political figures who feign adherence to the United States Constitution in an effort to impose soft tyranny, we reject all Constitutional principles, as they merely hinder our goal of total tyranny. With regards to national defense, it is our solemn goal to impose global tyranny, and we therefore have zero tolerance for aggression of any sort, whether foreign or domestic.
Essentially, we adhere to the same tenets as the two dominant U.S. political parties, however, we believe that honesty should be a top priority. That’s why our slogan is:
“Same agenda. More transparency.”